Feb 2004
Issue 045

KS Classifieds
Issue 22 OUT NOW!


Lord of the Rings:
The Return of the King

02/14

Fantasy/NZ-UK/English, Elvin (Japanese subtitles)/200mins
Starring: Elijah Wood, Viggo Mortensen, Ian McKellen
Director: Peter Jackson
New Line

After the extravagant spectacle of the first two instalments of Lord of the Rings what could director Peter Jackson do to round off the trilogy? Why, make a film that is bigger and grander and more spectacular than the first two, of course. He has made a film so colossal that it seems bigger than New Zealand where it was filmed.

The Return of the Ring has the Frodo (Elijah Wood) and Sam (Sean Astin) complete their world-as-they-know-it-saving journey to destroy the ring of power while the nations of men and elves divide, squabble, heal and unite while battling vast armies of mindless orcs and trolls.

Yet more effort and ingenuity has been extended in portraying Middle Earth and its citizens than in the earlier movies. You feel every bump and crash of the battles, duck when the nazgul swoop and are transported to Middle Earth in the panoramas of Gondor and Mordor.

Critics have complained all along that the films lack substance, that they have nothing to do with the real world and are mere specta-cle. Indeed, compared to the novels, the films do lack something. To say they are irrelevant or shallow is unfair to at least the second and third films. Dragons are relevant? Are you mad?

As Sauron gathers his armies, metaphors flap around the story like enraged nazgul. Think about Tolkein’s life: the dark powers are Mammon, industrialisation, totalitarianism, personal tribulation, overbearing guardians and insanity, more or less simultaneously,
and we haven’t started thinking about the good guys yet.

Certainly the story is about power: power corrupts; power hypnotises and consumes. Gollum is a soul (graphically) disfigured
by addiction to it, Frodo and Aragon struggle not to be seduced or overcome by it. If there is one complaint about the Return of the King, it is the length. At 200 minutes it does test the viewer’s endurance and risks economy class syndrome, but we forgive, because Middle Earth is a place worth travelling to.

Master and Commander

02/28

War/US/English (Japanese subtitles)/138mins
Starring: Russell Crowe, Paul Bettany, James D’Arcy
Director: Peter Weir

‘Tis a special film indeed where the leading man can strut around shouting things like "Hard to larboard, Mr Warley! Luff, luff, and shake her!" without producing howls of derision from the audience. Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World is a swashbuckler in the old sense of the world, but one that has a thoughtfulness, craft, and modern technological execution that levitates it to the top of the genre and opens it to a non-swashbuckling audience.

The film begins with its own Private Ryan moment when the British frigate HMS Surprise is ambushed by the French privateer Acheron. We are thrown into bloody, scary, intimately observed battle as the larger French ship nearly demolishes its quarry. The English escape through a guile that we learn to be one of the characteristics of their salty captain.

It is 1805, Napoleon has most of Europe, Britain is fighting with its back to the wall and HMS Surprise is charged with defending British interests in the oceans around South America. After the ambush, the Surprise’s captain, Jack Aubrey (Russell Crowe), resolves heroically and against common sense to pursue the French ship and stop it from creating havoc in the British commercial fleets in the area. The chase gives us the tried and trusty episodes of sea-fiction: the high seas, the rounding of the cape, the doldrums and the becalmings.

The film moves in the middle part on the relationship between Crowe and the ship’s doctor Stephen Maturin (Paul Bettany), a sort
of thinking man’s version of Star Trek’s Kirk-Spock relationship. Both men can talk philosophy and endearingly pass the woman-less evenings by playing the violin together. The story and characters are drawn from Patrick O’Brian’s epic series of Maturin/Aubrey novels and some of the quality of the acclaimed books carries over.
I cannot judge the accuracy of the depiction of life at sea, but it
is utterly convincing. And you have got to love a sea-faring yarn which has, without a shred of self-consciousness, someone taking a pot-shot at an albatross.

Film Reviews: Chris Page

Also playing

The Recruit

Colin Farrell is unlikely spy material. He is a casually talented computer nerd who is in no rush to do anything with his life. However, CIA bigwig Al Pacino knows talent and draws Farrell into the Agency. Farrell for all his laid-back way is damaged goods: his own father was Agency and died in the line of duty when Farrell was but a nipper. Going along with Pacino is his way of connecting with his long lost dad but he connects with a whole lot more when they go after a mole. Twisting plot and good acting.

Action-Thriller/US/English (Jap subtitles)/115 min.
Starring: Colin Farrell, Al Pacino, Bridget Moynahan
Director: Ronald Donaldson
Touchstone Pictures

Timeline

Billy Connelly plays an archaeology prof digging up Medieval castles in the ever-photogenic Dordogne who is inadvertently dropped down a wormhole in the space-time continuum by his corporate spon-sors. His students only find out about this when they stumble upon his specs and a handwritten note in a chamber that has been sealed for six hundred years. Figuring out that he has been dumped into the year 1357 they rush through the same wormhole to rescue him only to find they are all in the middle of a bloody conflict between England and France.

Action-adventure/US/English/J-subtitles/116mins
Starring: Billy Connelly, Paul Walker, F. O’Connor
Director: Richard Donner
Paramount Pictures

Once Upon a Time in Mexico

Once Upon a Time in Mexico is the third instalment of Robert Rodriguez’ El Mariachi series. Julio Banderas is El Mariachi, a guitar-wielding, singing action hero who is drawn out of self-imposed hermitage by the CIA to go after a noisome revolutionary/drug lord bad guy. Of course, El Guitar Hero is in recluse mode in the first place because someone murdered his family, and of course the target of the mission is the very same murderer. Quirky, offbeat action movie with some great ideas and great acting — watch out for louche, show-stealing Johnny Depp as the CIA man.

Action/US/English (Jap. subtitles)/103min
Starring: Julio Bandero, Johnny Depp, Salma Hayek
Director: Robert Rodriguez
Columbia Pictures

Seabiscuit

Seabiscuit is a true story of a pint-sized racehorse that captured the imagination of the 1930s American public when it became a symbol of depression-hit America struggling back to its feet. Jeff Bridges, Tobey Maguire and Chris Cooper find faith in the lazy underachiever and encourage him to greatness in this tale of nag to riches. The
story starts too slowly but the otherwise adept storytelling, thrilling race scenes where the camera gets right among the racers, and the film’s humanity and honesty make it a winner.

Sport-drama/US/English (Jap. subtitles)/140min
Starring: Tobey Maguire, Jeff Bridges, Chris Cooper
Director: Gary Ross
Universal Pictures

Mystic River

Such is the association with Dirty Harry, it is easy to forget that Clint Eastwood as director makes good films. Mystic River is crafted, monolithic, and aust-ere and seems to hark back to a past, nobler age of film making. Three childhood friends separated by an awful crime committed against one of them are brought back together as adults by another crime. The friends are played by Tim Robbins, Sean Penn and Kevin Bacon and their inspired performances with the superior screenplay and expert direction raise this film way above a conventional police whodunnit to something intense and psychological.

Crime/US/English (Jap. subtitles)/137min
Starring: Kevin Bacon, Sean Penn, Tim Robbins
Director: Clint Eastwood
Warner Brothers

Goodbye, Lenin!

A genuinely original and funny film about a young man who tries to keep the collapse of East Germany from his mother. Mum lapses into a coma in 1989 just before the Berlin wall comes down and the process to reunification gets under way. How-ever, Mum is a big fan of the old way of life, so when she does come round and the doctor says that the slightest shock could kill her, the son embarks on an elaborate deception, filling the house with relics of the past and enlisting the neighbours’ help to keep the changes from her.

Comedy-drama/Germany/ German/121mins
Starring: Daniel Bruhl, Kathrin Sass, Maria Simon
Director: Wolfgang Becker
X Filme

Beyond Borders

Sarah Jordan (Angelina Jolie) is a rich American living in London who at a charity event is arrested by the sight of macho aid worker Nick Callahan (Clive Owen) gate crashing with a starving Ethiopean kid in his arms to accuse the rich of double standards. This act propels Ms. Jordan into an orgy of international acts of mercy, ferrying, cartloads of urgent supplies to Callahan's aid group in the world's trouble spots. When Callahan and Ms. Jordan get the hots for each other against a backdrop of starving refugees the film reveals itself as a steamy romance.

Romance/US/English (Japanese subtitles)/127mins
Cast: Angelina Jolie, Clive Owen, Linus Roache
Director: Martin Campbell
Paramount

Hollywood Homicide

Hollywood Homicide opens with four dead rappers in a club and the cops kicking off their investigation. In terms of plot what follows is pretty much standard cops-investigate-dead-celebs stuff with the unexciting twist that the cops themselves are being investi-gated for some dubious off-duty business dealings. So far so dull. What makes this film ultimately watch able is the cops, played by Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett. The characterisation is off-beat and the dia-logue unrelentingly engaging and humorous as the pair obsessively ramble on about their other jobs, from which police work is an unwelcome distraction.

Police/US/English (Japanese subtitles)/111min
Starring: Josh Hartnett, Harrison Ford
Director: Ron Shelton
Columbia

War Requiem

This is a re-release of Derek Jarman’s powerful 1989 rendering of Benjamin Britten’s War Requiem in images. It is experimental and frankly a little difficult at times. It is by turns horrifying, beautiful and ultimately moving. Laurence Olivier in his last screen appearance is an old soldier whose memo-ries of war are told through the poems of war poet Wilfred Owen, and which are incorporated into the Requiem through exploring the experiences of ordinary soldiers in poetry, image and music, the film becomes both an extraordinarily articulate statement against war and a major work of art.

Art/UK/English (Jap. subtitles)/93min
Starring: Nathaniel Parker, Tilda Swinton, L Olivier
Director: Derek Jarman
Anglo International

My Life Without Me

Ann married at 17 a super, handsome, smiley guy who she loves very much, had two lovely kids, and now at the age of 23 finds she is dying of inoperable ovarian cancer. She decides not to tell anyone and sets about leaving her world in better order than it is now. She also decides to have sex with another man because her husband is the only man she has … you know. Confusingly, she falls in love with this other guy — oops! Good acting and direction, but the viewer might feel a little queasy about the affair.

Drama/Canada/English (Jap. subtitles)/106 min
Starring: Sarah Polley, Scott Speedman, M Ruffalo
Director: Isabel Coixet
Sony Pictures

The Last Samurai

Tom Cruise is an officer in the US 7th Cavalry in the late 19th century who is sent to Japan to help train the country’s modernising army. He is sucked into the battle between the country’s traditionalists and the grasping modernisers and finds himself a priso-ner in a remote mountain village, home to samurai Ken Watanabe. Here he learns the asceticism and philosophy of the warrior and finds salvation from his tortured past. A muscular film in the tradition of Kurosawa in which the powerful performances of Watanabe and Sanada deserve lots of Oscars.

Historical/US/English and Japanese/E&J-subtitles
Cast: Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe, Hiroyuki Sanada
Director: Edward Zwick
Warner Brothers

In America

In America follows newly arrived immigrants in New York in the 1980s. The principle characters are from Ireland and Nigeria. The film is not just about the problems of adapting to a new society, it is about the difficulty of just being, of living up to your own expectations and the demands of family. It is very much about becoming a merely competent human being. The writing is of an unusually high standard and is almost literary in its quiet artfulness. No big names in this movie, just excellent, carefully nuanced performances.

Drama/US/English (Japanese subtitles)/103 mins
Starring: Paddy Considine, Djimon Hounsou
Director: Jim Sheridan
Fox Searchlight

NEW! :: CINEMA LISTINGS

Up to date cinema listings guide so you always know what's on, where and when!

NEW! :: EVENT LISTINGS

Festivals, performances, shows, gallery openings...your guide to what's coming up in the next few weeks.

:: FEATURE

Return of the Monkey
Celebrating Chinese New Year.

:: TRAVEL

Diving the Great Barrier Reef
Becomming a certified PADI diver in Queensland Australia.

:: SPORT

J-Soccer roundup
Soccerphile.com's Sanborn Brown reports.


:: FOOD & DRINK

Mausi
Vienniese pastries from Konditorei Mausi, Kyoto.

A Night on the Tiles
Cafe/Restaurant/Club...TILE, Minami-horie Osaka.

:: NEWS

Some of the news you won't see printed elsewhere, plus the best of the rest.

:: ART

The Art of Star Wars, British Museum treasures... plus our round up of other art events in January.

:: TECH

"Fits in yer pocket " Sanyo Moviecam, Doraemon robot toyand more...

:: LIVE

Michael Brecker, Quasimodo, Kraftwerk & more incoming live acts...

:: CLUB

Soltice Music presents Spun Tour 2004, U.N.K.L.E Sounds and all the usual hot picks...

:: FILM

Lord of the Rings 3, Master & Commander and many more reel reviews...

:: PROFILE

Yoshii Hiroyuki, the inventor of the 'Yoshii9' speaker system.