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That was the year that was 2005

At the close of 2005, KS looks back at what didn’t happen to you.

A Series of Unfortunate Events
Earlier this year on the afternoon of April 25th, a largish crowd gather-ed in front of the suspended video screen marking the start of Namba’s frenzied eatery row on the Dotonbori Bridge. Mini-skirted teen shoppers, sunburned tourists and lunching salarymen paused, squinted in the bright sunshine and muttered into cell phones while they took in the dramatically unsettling sight on-screen: hundreds of emergency workers, surrounding an apartment building wreathed by what appeared to be a train car bent into a ruinous, gunmetal grey “L.”

As unfortunate as the ‘What?’ and ‘How?’ turned out (speeding Japan Railway train in Amagasaki takes corner too fast, derails, rams an apartment building and kills 107 people), the ‘Why?’ became a particular point of debate: it turned out the conductor was running a couple of minutes behind (here, actually a couple of minutes behind) and was speeding to make up time.

An unquestionably dreadful and depressing event, but after consi-dering that the building rammed in the accident was mostly empty and that the derailment occurred shortly after rush hour (at 9:18 a.m.) instead of right in the middle of it, many people took stock and summed up the accident with a phrase that could well sum up the state of things in Osaka this year: Well, It Could Have Been Worse.

As of this writing, there have, in Kansai 2005, been no incidents of: vicious terrorist attacks; colossal earthquakes; disastrous typhoons; or horrific outbreaks of avian influenza. Fiery riots have not raged for weeks across local cities (France, November), hundreds of anti-govern-ment protestors were not shot dead by the government (Uzbekistan, May), no cafes were blown up by suicide bombers (Bali, October), no religious pilgrims were killed in a monstrous bridge stampede (Iraq, April), no roadside bombings (Iraq, pick a month), no ongoing power outages in 110 degree heat (Iraq, pick a month), no citizens ‘collateral damaged’ in a rain of incendiary phosphorus bombs (guess where; pick a month).

Things in Kansai — breathtaking collapse of the Hanshin Tigers aside — could have been worse. This year, for instance:

Kansai was not Leveled by a Whopping Natural Disaster

“[My husband, New Orleans police sergeant Kenneth Watzke] sounded scared,” former New Orleans resident Brenda Watzke told the Houston Chronicle several months ago. “He told me prisoners are rioting, the water is rising at the police station, and bodies are floating. He said it’s like the end of the world.”

For a solid week in late August, people worldwide sat dumbfounded, astonished, as citizens of the Richest Country on the Planet died (and lived) miserably following Hurricane Katrina’s sweep through the Gulf of Mexico and eventual landfall on the 28th. More shocking, perhaps, that a storm could do such massive damage were the hours and days afterward, a drastically awful period of time the phrase ‘categoric failure’ could have been invented for.

“I think [the preparedness level of most Americans] is quite low, actually,” says Deep Survival author and survivalist Laurence Gonzales. “Just in terms of, say, the hurricanes, we kind of take things for granted and just assume that things are going to be okay for us. We don’t really believe that someday our infrastructure could just collapse and all the things we take for granted will just disappear. We’re always told ‘Everything will be okay, everything will be okay;’ we’re taught that we don’t have to worry about much of anything — so when things do go bad, we’re particularly unprepared.”

Due to Kansai’s unique geographical positioning, typhoons aren’t so much of a problem; there is, however, that other natural disaster that keeps popping up.

“We live in an earthquake-prone country — so preparedness, of course, is very important for everyone,” says Osaka Information Service for Foreign Residents Coordinator Kayoko Kitada. “

Historically, the Kansai area is much safer than Tokyo, as far as earth- quakes go. But, we still must be prepared; the Hanshin earthquake was not very long ago. It’s important to keep emergency supplies on hand — food, batteries, things like that.”

This year, of course, opened in the aftermath of an extraordinarily deadly earthquake and tsunami in Asia, and will close in the aftermath of an equally awful quake in Pakistan. (And yes, donations are still needed.) “As far as when the Big One hits [Kansai],” Kitada says, “your guess is as good as mine.”

Kansai was not Leveled by a Terrorist Attack

The late American writer Hunter S Thompson (dead this February from a self-inflicted gunshot wound), on the state of the US in the days following Sept. 11, 2001: “Make no mistake about it: We are At War now — with somebody — and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.”

It has been 10 long years since the Aum cult released sarin gas into the Tokyo subway system, and since that time, Japan has been very, very blessed to have suffered few attacks from enemies, myste-rious or otherwise. This, of course, may be just as well — the country has no official counterpart to, say, Britain’s MI6 or the United States’ CIA and FBI; and if recent visits to Kansai International Airport are any indication, security concerns are considerably more lax than they are in other countries.

However, though horrific bombings this year ripped the psyches of Jordan, Bali and London (among far too many other places), some people are not so concerned.
“I’m not worried, in the immediate sense, about terrorist attacks. Mainly, because they are extremely rare — very, very rare events and there are far more immediate hazards people should be worried about,” Gonzales says. “‘Terrorist warnings’ are a tool used to instill fear — things I think governments use sometimes to keep people afraid. And that certainly isn’t to say that terrorism isn’t a very real thing and a real concern, and that there aren’t people around the world who are willing and plotting to do you harm.

“But, the average chance of someone being killed by a terrorist, really, is extremely low,” he continues. “You’re more likely to get hit by lightning than you are to be killed by a suicide bomber.”

Kansai was not Leveled by a Flu Epidemic

“Because diseases have been the biggest killers of people, they have also been decisive shapers of history,” writes Jared Diamond in the first installment of his massive Guns, Germs and Steel historical series. “All those military histories glorifying great generals oversimplify the ego-deflating truth. The winners of past wars were not always the armies with the best generals and weapons, but were often merely those bearing the nastiest germs to transmit to their enemies.”

The phrase “deadly worldwide plague” is not something that frequ-ents the lexicons of most people; smallpox in ancient Rome, or bubonic plague in Europe, or the Spanish flu pandemic of 1918; or even AIDS today, while deadly, don’t quite hold a large amount of panicked immediacy for most people. Similarly underestimated (as well as the newest bully on the block) is avian influenza, a flu hosted by birds but — as concerned parties note with increasing alarm — one that could easily evolve, make the jump to human beings and (in the words of the World Health Organization) cause “a global human pandemic with a very high mortality rate.”

There was no small alarm at the discovery of Japan’s first human case of bird flu in December of last year; a contaminated poultry farm in western Kyoto was the noted culprit. Steps were taken, birds were ‘culled’ (a polite way to say ‘rounded up and incinerated’) and Japan is left to breathe a slight sigh of relief even as every neighboring country from Vietnam to Thailand records new cases of people infected with the flu for birds.

The WHO, the organization notes on its website, divides a pandemic into six categories of seriousness. “Most health authorities categorize the situation as of 2005 at Phase 3, by which is meant that human infections of a new sub-type has occurred but there is little evidence of sustained human-to-human transmission.”

How to Survive in East Asia

While there are a great number of events for which there is no defense (being secretly poisoned by your 16-year-old daughter, for instance), some experts argue that surviving the unsurvivable and getting through life’s more untenable situations is less a matter of luck than of keeping your eyes open.

“[The most common mistake] is peoples’ own attitudes and assumptions — not knowing what’s going on, not really being aware of their surroundings,” Gonzales says.

“For example, I’m on vacation right now. I’m in a hotel room somewhere in San Antonio, fourth floor. I don’t know the area, and I don’t really know the hotel, but I do know where the fire escape staircase is and even which windows to head for if the building suddenly caught on fire. I checked for that, and made a mental note, and now I have that information. And certainly, that may sound a bit like paranoia, but fires do happen, and in the event that one does happen, even though I am in an unfamiliar place, I know that I have avenues of escape.

“I guess a key thing is, lead an examining life,” Gonzales continues. “Start paying attention to your surroundings, start paying attention to other peoples’ behavior. Think to yourself that if you’re in a man-made structure 100 feet off the ground, it’d be a nice idea to actually know how to escape if something bad happens. Approach your life with a little more observation; if you have that first little bit of foreknowledge, you can do a lot of good for yourself.”

It could have been worse.

Good luck in 2006.

For more information, go to:
• World Health Organization: http://www.who.int.en
• U.S. Centers for Disease Control: http://www.cdc.gov
• Japan National Institute of Infectious Diseases: http://www.nih.go.jp/niid/index-e.html
• Author Lawrence Gonzales: http://www.deepsurvival.com
• Osaka Information Service for Foreign Residents:
http://www.pref.osaka.jp/osaka-pref/kokusai/OIS_web/english/
• International Committee of the Red Cross: http://www.icrc.org/

Text: Jeff Lo • Photos: KS

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When Disaster Strikes ...

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook series co-author David Borgenicht has made
a career advising people through killer bee attacks, daring rooftop escapes and similar dire … scenarios. KS asked the author to expand
on making it through the new millennium.

KS: What would you say the difference is between preparedness and paranoia?
David Borgenicht: Preparedness equals Paranoia plus Equipment; Paranoia equals Preparedness minus Equipment plus Anxiety cubed.

KS: While compiling research for The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook, which situation was the most difficult to uncover
a practical solution for?

DB: It's actually one that we’ve never put in any of the books — I’ve always wanted to know whether there’s a way to determine which wire to cut when defusing a bomb. Do you cut the red one? The blue or yellow one? We’ve talked to several bomb squad experts over the years, however, and no one has given us the answer. So James Bond, if you’re reading this, please get in touch with us at our website, www.worstcasescenarios.com to let us know.

KS: How self-reliant do you find most people? Who is the most self-reliant person you know?
DB: There are really two kinds of people in the world when it comes to dealing with a worst-case scenario — those who remain calm in a crisis, and those who freak. I’ve found that the world is pretty much divided equally between the two — although geography does make a difference. People who live in more rugged terrain are obviously more self-reliant than those who live in cities.
The most self reliant person I know? Probably my four-year old daughter — at least, she thinks she is ...

KS: What makes YOU panic?
DB: Republicans. They’re some of the scariest creatures on the planet.

KS: Finally, a monster of considerable size is about to attack Osaka. What do you recommend?
DB: Well, if you don't have easy access to a subterranean nuclear device you could explode in order to create a giant cockroach that could go toe-to-toe with it, I’d say get a chainsaw and hack away at its Achilles tendon. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

The author’s new book is The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Extreme Edition.